A speech delivered at the Anniversary Festival of the Scottish Corporation of London in 1872
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The St. Louis Harbor-Boat “Mark Twain”
The Countess de Rochambeau christened the St. Louis harbor-boat ‘Mark Twain’ in honor of Mr. Clemens, June 6, 1902. Just before the luncheon he acted as pilot.
Princeton
Mr. Clemens spent several days in May, 1901, in Princeton, New Jersey, as the guest of Lawrence Hutton. He gave a reading one evening before a large audience composed of university students and professors.
About London
Address at a dinner given by the Savage Club, London, September 28, 1872. Reported by Moncure D. Conway in the Cincinnati Commercial.
The Day We Celebrate
The American Society in London gave a banquet, July 4, 1907, at the Hotel Cecil. Ambassador Choate called on Mr. Clemens to respond to the toast “The Day We Celebrate.”
General Miles and the Dog
Mr. Clemens was the guest of honor at a dinner given by the Pleiades Club at the Hotel Brevoort, December 22, 1907. The toastmaster introduced the guest of the evening with a high tribute to his place in American literature, saying that he was dear to the hearts of all Americans.
The Savage Club Dinner
A portrait of Mr. Clemens, signed by all the members of theclub attending the dinner, was presented to him, July 6, 1907.
To the Whitefriars
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
ADDRESS AT THE DINNER GIVEN BY THE WHITEFRIARS CLUB IN HONOR OF MR. CLEMENS, LONDON, JUNE 20, 1899
The Whitefriars Club was founded by Dr. Samuel Johnson, and Mr.Clemens was made an honorary member in 1874. The members are representative of literary and journalistic London. The toastof “Our Guest” was proposed by [...]
An Undelivered Speech
Intended to be delivered in Philadelphia following the (cancelled) launch of a steamship
Welcome Home (Speech at the Lotos Club)
Address at a dinner in his honor at the Lotos Club, November 10th, 1900.
On Poetry, Veracity, and Suicide
Address at a dinner of the Manhattan Dickens Fellowship, New York City, February 7, 1906.
Carnegie the Benefactor
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
At the dinner given in honor of Andrew Carnegie by the Lotos Club, March 17, 1909, Mr. Clemens appeared in a white suit from head to feet. He wore a white double-breasted coat, white trousers, and white shoes. The only relief was a big black cigar, which he confidentially informed [...]
Missouri University Speech
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
ADDRESS DELIVERED JUNE 4, 1902, AT COLUMBIA, MO.
When the name of Samuel L. Clemens was called the humorist stepped forward, put his hand to his hair, and apparently hesitated. There was a dead silence for a moment. Suddenly the entire audience rose and stood in silence. Someone began to spell out [...]
Dr. Mark Twain, Farmeopath
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
ADDRESS AT THE ANNUAL DINNER OF THE NEW YORK POST-GRADUATE MEDICAL SCHOOL AND HOSPITAL, JANUARY 21, 1909
The president, Dr. George N. Miller, in introducing Mr. Clemens, referred to his late experience with burglars.
GENTLEMEN AND DOCTORS,—I am glad to be among my own kind to-night. I was once a sharpshooter, but now [...]
In Aid of the Blind
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
ADDRESS AT A PUBLIC MEETING OF THE NEW YORK ASSOCIATION FOR PROMOTING THE INTERESTS OF THE BLIND AT THE WALDORF ASTORIA, MARCH 29, 1906
If you detect any awkwardness in my movements and infelicities in my conduct I will offer the explanation that I never presided at a meeting of any kind [...]
Copyright
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
With Mr. Howells, Edward Everett Hale, Thomas Nelson Page, and a number of other authors, Mr. Clemens appeared before the committee December 6, 1906.
The new Copyright Bill contemplated an author’s copyright for the term of his life and for fifty years thereafter, applying also for the benefit of artists, musicians, and [...]
Lotos Club Dinner in Honor of Mark Twain
Address given to the Lotos Club at the first formal dinner in their new clubhouse, November 11, 1893.
Fulton Day, Jamestown
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
ADDRESS DELIVERED SEPTEMBER 23, 1907
Lieutenant-Governor Ellyson, of Virginia, in introducing Mr. Clemens, said:
“The people have come here to bring a tribute of affectionate recollection for the man who has contributed so much to the progress of the world and the happiness of mankind.”
As Mr. Clemens came down to the platform the [...]
Robert Fulton Fund
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
ADDRESS MADE ON THE EVENING OF APRIL 19, 1906
Mr. Clemens had been asked to address the association by Gen. Frederick D. Grant, president. He was offered a fee of $1,000, but refused it, saying:
“I shall be glad to do it, but I must stipulate that you keep the $1,000, and add [...]
Watterson and Twain as Rebels
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
ADDRESS AT THE CELEBRATION OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S 92ND BIRTHDAY ANNIVERSARY, CARNEGIE HALL, FEBRUARY 11, 1901, TO RAISE FUNDS FOR THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL UNIVERSITY AT CUMBERLAND GAP, TENN.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—The remainder of my duties as presiding chairman here this evening are but two—only two. One of them is easy, and the other [...]
Russian Sufferers
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
On December 18, 1905, an entertainment was given at the Casino for the benefit of the Russian sufferers. After the performance Mr. Clemens spoke.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,—It seems a sort of cruelty to inflict upon an audience like this our rude English tongue, after we have heard that divine speech flowing in [...]
Russian Republic
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
The American auxiliary movement to aid the cause of freedom in Russia was launched on the evening of April 11, 1906, at the Club A house, 3 Fifth Avenue, with Mr. Clemens and Maxim Gorky as the principal spokesmen. Mr. Clemens made an introductory address, presenting Mr. Gorky.
If we can [...]
Charity and Actors
A Speech by Samuel Clemens
ADDRESS AT THE ACTORS’ FUND FAIR IN THE METROPOLITAN OPERA HOUSE, NEW YORK, MAY 6, 1907
Mr. Clemens, in his white suit, formally declared the fair open. Mr. Daniel Frohman, in introducing Mr. Clemens, said:
“We intend to make this a banner week in the history of the Fund, which takes an [...]
